i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
time to smoke my breakfast
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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