i was rollin on her like bob the builder
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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