That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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