would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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