So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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