Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
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