yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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