there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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