Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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