Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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