she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
My liver just had a heart attack.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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