Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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