Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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