Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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