Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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