You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
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