You don't have asthma, your pregnant
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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