Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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