Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
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