I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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