boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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