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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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