How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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