Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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