You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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