Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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