I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Randomize