Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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