whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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