Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
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