Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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