their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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