You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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