i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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