his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I am naked and annoyed.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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