Is it because I queefed?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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