did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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