Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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