So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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