Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I came so hard my ears popped.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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