pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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