Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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