Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
