Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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