No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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