So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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