Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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