You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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