Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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