Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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