what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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