M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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